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PARDON MY FRENCH

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  • Large 1m height perfect for teens and adults
  • Built to last, heavy-duty 400gsm fabric 
  • Soft touch feel for ultimate comfort
  • Washable - easy to clean
  • Double safety-zipped – no spills, no stress
  • Easy to fill - set up in minutes
  • Free, fast shipping from Sydney
  • 30-day hassle-free returns

Deep in the bustling streets of Paris, where croissants are crispy and the Eiffel Tower glimmers, there lives a secret society of French Bulldogs with a flair for mischief. These pups aren’t just cute; they’re legends in their own right, known for pulling off daring heists of baguettes and charming their way into every café in town. But there’s one Frenchie who stands out from the rest—the leader of the pack, affectionately nicknamed Monsieur Woofington.

The “Pardon My French” Yeet Seat captures the cheeky essence of these lovable renegades. With a bold yellow hue as bright as their personality and their adorable faces ready to charm your heart, this beanbag is your ticket to lounging like a true Parisian pup. Legend has it that if you sit here long enough, you might even pick up a few French phrases—or at least master the art of unapologetic relaxation.

Perfect for dog lovers, dreamers, and anyone who believes life is better with a little canine mischief, “Pardon My French” dares you to sit back, relax, and embrace your inner Frenchie. Allez, hop! Let’s lounge in style!

Grab your Yeet Seat bean bag now—limited stock available!

Your Yeet Seat isn’t just a beanbag—it’s your beanbag, with a design that screams your style and fits perfectly into your scene, whether it’s your bedroom, gaming setup, or chill-out corner.

The teardrop shape is all about max comfort, made with tough 400gsm polyester to handle whatever life throws at it. With an external zipper for easy access and a sneaky internal safety zipper to make sure no beans escape, it’s got function and flair.

Note - you’re buying the cover only, and it takes 200 litres of filling—no biggie, grab it cheap from Kmart, Target, Big W, Bunnings, or Spotlight.

So go on, level up your space with a Yeet Seat that’s all you!

It’s the perfect fit for kids, teens, or even full-grown adults—so be careful who you let try it as they may not want to leave.

The Yeet Seat stands tall at around 110cm with a 65cm-wide base, ready for all the chill time you can handle.

We make it easy. Fast free shipping, free 28-day returns anywhere in Australia on all items.

Items will be shipped within 2 business days. Once sent, we'll share the tracking number and delivery updates so you know where your order is up to at all times.

Your Yeet Seat is made from tough 400gsm 100% polyester fabric, built to handle whatever life throws at it.

To keep it looking fresh, spot clean any spills with a damp cloth and a bit of soapy water—no scrubbing, though, this isn’t a wrestling match.

If it needs a full refresh, chuck the cover (only the cover!) in the washing machine on a gentle cold cycle, then lay it flat to dry in the shade.

No tumble drying, ironing, or dry cleaning—it’s not that fancy. Fluff it up now and then to keep its shape, keep it away from sharp stuff, and store it inside or under cover when you’re not using it.

Treat it right, and your Yeet Seat will be with you for many years to come.